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Just kidding: Andy Borowitz says Texas gun shops outnumber abortion clinics more than 12,000-to-1

A reader asked: Did comedian Andy Borowitz have his facts straight when he suggested Texas gun stores outnumber Texas abortion facilities more than 12,000 to 1?   Short answer: Borowitz made up his numbers. Remember, he’s a professional kidder.   Still, we hunted accurate figures.