Tuesday, March 31st, 2015

Statements about Patriotism

Mostly False

Is there a slight? It's ever so slight

False

But the words never left

True

Injury rates dropping as sales continue to explode

Pants on Fire!

Ridiculous distortion

Pants on Fire!

Still scratching our heads with a sickle

False

No penalties, no prosecution, no case

Mostly False

Near but not at or on Ground Zero

False

God's on every coin

Pants on Fire!

The Coke theme song and more ridiculous allegations