Hank Gilbert, the Democratic candidate for agriculture commissioner, accused the GOP incumbent, Todd Staples, of an ethics no-no: driving a Suburban purchased by his campaign. The Staples camp says Staples drives a different Suburban, which he bought for his personal use. So -- one vehicle or two?
Gov. Rick Perry, no fan of the federal government, has said Washington has three responsibilities: extending the military, securing the border and delivering the mail on time.
He also says the feds have blown two of those three. We've not asked which one he considers a success, but can't complain about the mail: our (in) box lacks not.