"The Dallas Cowboys can’t put a sticker on their helmets for the 5 police officers who were killed."
U.S. military still buys new fighter aircraft
The U.S. has to go to "plane graveyards" and museums to get parts for its 20-year-old jet fighters while it sells new jets to other countries.
Is a boy always a boy?
Barack Obama issued a decree "demanding that every public school now allow grown men and boys into the little girls’ bathroom."
Nightmarish as in unconfirmed
"ISIS is running through a border made porous by Barack Obama’s policies."
The 2015 Legislature "passed the fewest laws in 20 years."
"Bernie Sanders admits he is a Democratic Socialist. … Nazis were Democratic Socialists."
Tough all over
"The unemployment rate among blacks in Texas is 9.5% -- far more than double white unemployment -- and wages have fallen for black workers in Texas since 2000."
Not every test, not every place
Dallas "African-American and Hispanic students pass AP exams at a higher rate than any other place in America."
UPDATED: Gaining on him
The cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys have "entertained more troops in the world than Bob Hope."
We read the reports so you don't have to
My office sends federal "money back every year."
"Greg Abbott and his surrogates have referred to women who have been the victims of rape or incest as though somehow what they are confronting is a minor issue."
ISIS is "right now crucifying Christians in Iraq, literally nailing Christians to trees."
Working from home
Congress is "on a five-week vacation."
Crime happens everywhere
"We have less crime in the (Rio Grande) Valley than we do in other major Texas cities."
Another place, another alleged crime
Says a 9-year-old girl was recently raped in Austin, Texas, by a guy previously "caught four times and released."
Hispanics do account for majority of schoolchildren
"Latinos now make up the majority population in Texas."
Do the litigation limbo
Says Greg Abbott "has lost" in court "four times in just the past few days."
Dan Patrick was the only state senator "who voted against the Veteran Entrepreneurship Program, a program that assists veterans in successfully starting up their own businesses."
La Colonia wasn't a colonia
Says he lived in a colonia while working as a farm worker.
'Deport' isn't there
"The platform of the Republican Party says deport everybody and to hell with it."