'cept Dallas, Houston, the border region...
"All of Texas is conservative, except a little bit of Austin."
Wary of campus carry
Says there are "concrete examples" of University of Texas job applicants or prospective applicants and students as well as invited speakers changing their minds because of handguns being allowed in campus buildings and classrooms.
Less than 22 percent
"One third of all federal prisoners today are illegal immigrants."
Los Angeles isn't Beijing
Says Donald Trump’s "Make America Great Again" caps are "made in China."
Says the director of an anti-abortion group receiving a Texas grant to provide women’s health services "believes HIV can be spread through the sewer system."
Sliced every which way
"Today California is kicking our butt, creating more jobs and more economic growth than Texas."
Worse than before
"Seventy percent of all Texans are overweight or obese."
"50% of Hispanic students count on Pell Grants to pay for college."
Subtract about 100
Says that since lawmakers acted, "we have 130 new businesses across Texas doing helicopter hog hunts."
Redrawn lanes mostly
"Bike lanes and sidewalks have been proven to reduce crashes by up to 38 percent on Austin’s streets."
Women liked Ike
Barack Obama "ended up getting re-elected by the largest gender gap in the history of American elections."
Castro wasn't mayor yet
"In 2009, his first year as mayor," Julián Castro "received a seven-figure referral fee" that smells like a dirty financial gift "from notorious personal injury lawyer Mikal Watts, a major Obama donor."
Is a boy always a boy?
Barack Obama issued a decree "demanding that every public school now allow grown men and boys into the little girls’ bathroom."
By 3 percent
The National Park Service has "an annual budget that is less than the city of Austin."
Austin was the "site of the first mass shooting in the country."
Fuzzy two ways
"We’re the only advanced democracy in the world that makes it harder for people to vote."
Nightmarish as in unconfirmed
"ISIS is running through a border made porous by Barack Obama’s policies."
The 2015 Legislature "passed the fewest laws in 20 years."
Texas has a couple laws
"Texas is one of only a handful of states that does not have an equal pay law."
Trump's mostly No. 1
Says Donald Trump "has the second-highest disapproval ratings of anyone running for president."