It's hard to be less popular than Congress
"More than 60 percent of people in America support Planned Parenthood and only 11 percent approve of Congress."
Material support could mean giving soup
Says President Barack Obama "himself has granted waivers allowing into the United States refugees who provided material support to terrorists."
UPDATED: Timeframes matter
"Recent news reports indicate DWI crashes in Austin dropped 23 percent since ridesharing entered the market."
No such vote
"David Simpson actually voted for driver's licenses for illegal immigrants."
Voted for applicants to document legal residency
"I have always opposed driver's licenses for illegal aliens."
Song of Lime Juice and Despair
"In almost every other country in the world, artists and musicians are paid when their music is played on the radio. In fact, the only countries besides the U.S. who do not have a radio-performance right are China, Iran and North Korea."
Transgender girls aren't boys
The "federal government is going after school districts, trying to force them to let boys shower with little girls."
If so, there's fraud
"Illegal immigrants mow the grass around the (Texas) Capitol."
After the Texas cutoff of aid to women’s health care services including Planned Parenthood clinics, "over 150,000… women lost the only health care they had. Our Medicaid birth rate shot up. It cost taxpayers over $130 million in one year alone in extra Medicaid birth costs."
Says Ted Cruz "is a supporter of legalizing people that are in this country illegally" and "proposed giving them work permits."
Alongside 40-plus fellow senators
"After Sandy Hook, Ted Cruz stopped Obama’s push for new gun control laws."
"Texas #2 in nation for new gun purchases, behind California."
More conditions apply
Texas legislation "would allow… teachers to kill their students if they felt it was needed."
PAC reports yet to appear
My campaign "finished the last quarter reporting the most cash on hand of any Republican in the field … $13.8 million in the bank, $3.5 million more than the Jeb Bush campaign."
Various health services
Planned Parenthood is "nothing more than a referral service. … They don’t do anything except profit from killing babies and then selling body parts of those aborted babies."
More suicides than homicides
"We lose an average of 90 Americans every day because of guns."
Not all killings are murders
From 2014 to 2015, Austin’s "murder rate is up a whopping 83 percent."
"Bernie Sanders admits he is a Democratic Socialist. … Nazis were Democratic Socialists."
For sure since 1980
Texas has "outstripped the national poverty rate" since "at least 1959."
UPDATED: Backup 'gibberish'
"100 percent of the crime is committed, in estimate, by about 15 percent of the population."