"50% of Hispanic students count on Pell Grants to pay for college."
Subtract about 100
Says that since lawmakers acted, "we have 130 new businesses across Texas doing helicopter hog hunts."
UPDATED: Redrawn lanes mostly
"Bike lanes and sidewalks have been proven to reduce crashes by up to 38 percent on Austin’s streets."
Women liked Ike
Barack Obama "ended up getting re-elected by the largest gender gap in the history of American elections."
Castro wasn't mayor yet
"In 2009, his first year as mayor," Julián Castro "received a seven-figure referral fee" that smells like a dirty financial gift "from notorious personal injury lawyer Mikal Watts, a major Obama donor."
Is a boy always a boy?
Barack Obama issued a decree "demanding that every public school now allow grown men and boys into the little girls’ bathroom."
By 3 percent
The National Park Service has "an annual budget that is less than the city of Austin."
Austin was the "site of the first mass shooting in the country."
Fuzzy two ways
"We’re the only advanced democracy in the world that makes it harder for people to vote."
Nightmarish as in unconfirmed
"ISIS is running through a border made porous by Barack Obama’s policies."
The 2015 Legislature "passed the fewest laws in 20 years."
Texas has a couple laws
"Texas is one of only a handful of states that does not have an equal pay law."
Trump's mostly No. 1
Says Donald Trump "has the second-highest disapproval ratings of anyone running for president."
French ranks No. 3 nationally
"Vietnamese is the third most commonly spoken language in Texas."
"When adjusted for inflation, (Texas) per-student spending has remained relatively flat over the past 16 years. Despite that trend, Texas schools in 2017 will receive $381 less per student than they did in 2003."
Closer to 94103
"The first tweet was sent from Austin."
Students mastered test
Before 2005, "the percentage of" Texas high school "students meeting the college readiness standards of the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board stood at 28% in English and 42% in math. Those figures stood at 65% and 66% in 2013."
"Austin is number one in Texas in startups, venture capital and patents."
Short view: $23,000
University of Texas undergraduate student debt "is less than $21,000… probably one of the lowest debts across the nation."
"This is not a joke: the president wants to house illegal aliens on our nation’s military installations."