School yes, welfare no
Says most illegal immigrants draw "welfare benefits, they’re sending their kids to school, they’re using the public services."
"Texas has lost the most law enforcement officers in the line of duty of any state in America."
UPDATED: Overlooks giant west coast state
"If Texas were a country our economy would rank # 10...in the WORLD."
Does not fully compute
"If Congress fails to act, the Obama administration intends to give away control of the internet to an international body akin to the United Nations."
Costs at both ends of childhood
Child care costs "in some states now exceed the average price tag for college tuition."
Says that in 2015, "illegal" immigrants accounted for 75 percent of federal drug possession convictions and 5 percent to 30 percent of convictions for murder and kidnapping plus two other crimes.
Jones said it 'pretty much didn't happen'
Says Alex Jones "said that the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre were child actors and no one was actually killed there."
'cept Dallas, Houston, the border region...
"All of Texas is conservative, except a little bit of Austin."
Wary of campus carry
Says there are "concrete examples" of University of Texas job applicants or prospective applicants and students as well as invited speakers changing their minds because of handguns being allowed in campus buildings and classrooms.
Less than 22 percent
"One third of all federal prisoners today are illegal immigrants."
Los Angeles isn't Beijing
Says Donald Trump’s "Make America Great Again" caps are "made in China."
Says the director of an anti-abortion group receiving a Texas grant to provide women’s health services "believes HIV can be spread through the sewer system."
Sliced every which way
"Today California is kicking our butt, creating more jobs and more economic growth than Texas."
Worse than before
"Seventy percent of all Texans are overweight or obese."
"50% of Hispanic students count on Pell Grants to pay for college."
Subtract about 100
Says that since lawmakers acted, "we have 130 new businesses across Texas doing helicopter hog hunts."
UPDATED: Redrawn lanes mostly
"Bike lanes and sidewalks have been proven to reduce crashes by up to 38 percent on Austin’s streets."
Women liked Ike
Barack Obama "ended up getting re-elected by the largest gender gap in the history of American elections."
Castro wasn't mayor yet
"In 2009, his first year as mayor," Julián Castro "received a seven-figure referral fee" that smells like a dirty financial gift "from notorious personal injury lawyer Mikal Watts, a major Obama donor."
Is a boy always a boy?
Barack Obama issued a decree "demanding that every public school now allow grown men and boys into the little girls’ bathroom."