"Donald Trump's education plan to dramatically slash funding for public education would fire 49,000 Texas teachers."
Says Pete Gallego "went and lobbied after you fired him from Congress."
School yes, welfare no
Says most illegal immigrants draw "welfare benefits, they’re sending their kids to school, they’re using the public services."
Does not fully compute
"If Congress fails to act, the Obama administration intends to give away control of the internet to an international body akin to the United Nations."
Says that in 2015, "illegal" immigrants accounted for 75 percent of federal drug possession convictions and 5 percent to 30 percent of convictions for murder and kidnapping plus two other crimes.
Jones said it 'pretty much didn't happen'
Says Alex Jones "said that the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre were child actors and no one was actually killed there."
'cept Dallas, Houston, the border region...
"All of Texas is conservative, except a little bit of Austin."
Less than 22 percent
"One third of all federal prisoners today are illegal immigrants."
Says the director of an anti-abortion group receiving a Texas grant to provide women’s health services "believes HIV can be spread through the sewer system."
Sliced every which way
"Today California is kicking our butt, creating more jobs and more economic growth than Texas."
"50% of Hispanic students count on Pell Grants to pay for college."
Women liked Ike
Barack Obama "ended up getting re-elected by the largest gender gap in the history of American elections."
Castro wasn't mayor yet
"In 2009, his first year as mayor," Julián Castro "received a seven-figure referral fee" that smells like a dirty financial gift "from notorious personal injury lawyer Mikal Watts, a major Obama donor."
Is a boy always a boy?
Barack Obama issued a decree "demanding that every public school now allow grown men and boys into the little girls’ bathroom."
By 3 percent
The National Park Service has "an annual budget that is less than the city of Austin."
Fuzzy two ways
"We’re the only advanced democracy in the world that makes it harder for people to vote."
Trump's mostly No. 1
Says Donald Trump "has the second-highest disapproval ratings of anyone running for president."
French ranks No. 3 nationally
"Vietnamese is the third most commonly spoken language in Texas."
"This is not a joke: the president wants to house illegal aliens on our nation’s military installations."
"Bernie Sanders voted with Republicans to protect the Minutemen, a hate group that used military tactics against our community."