UPDATED: Never never never...
Says Winston Churchill said, "The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists."
There's an if
Says Beto O’Rourke is "open to abolishing ICE."
Postponed a few hours perhaps
Says Pete Gallego canceled a "planned meeting with the families of Sandy Hook victims."
Is voting 'present' the 'chicken way?'
Says he’s "never voted ‘present’ in the House instead of taking a yes or no position.
People volunteered to be surveyed online
Says a poll showed Democrat Beto O’Rourke within 2 percentage points of Republican Sen. Ted Cruz.
"The Railroad Commission of Texas has nothing to do with railroads."
Houston has 155 Starbucks
"In Houston, Texas, there are more brothels than there are Starbucks."
He did, once
"Bob Hall never successfully passed a bill."
Hundreds of months
Says May 2018 marked the 401st straight month of global temperatures exceeding the 20th century average.
It's silent on separations
"There’s actually a court order that prevents keeping the kids with the parents when you put the parents in jail."
City relies on donations
Says most of Austin’s biggest parks have recycling though as "many as 293 out of 300" Austin city "parks have no recycling, including almost every neighborhood park."
Best we can tell
Says "our indicted Attorney General Ken Paxton is back to being the only statewide official in the country under indictment."
It's a misdemeanor
"It’s against the law in Texas to let any loaded gun get in the hands of a child."
Wrong two ways
Says a young Texas rapper charged with capital crimes faces the death penalty but the alleged Santa Fe High School shooter faces prison and then parole after 40 years.
Says Austin is "creating more jobs than any other city in the country."
Says the term "illegal alien" is "a legal term, it’s in statute, it’s a federal term."
People and plots foiled
Says "precisely zero terrorists, terrorist groups or terror plots have ever been connected with the U.S.-Mexico border to do harm to people within the United States."
Crowded and poor
"I come from the poorest ZIP code in San Antonio."
Resolution urged debate
Says Beto O’Rourke had a "resolution to legalize all narcotics--including heroin and other deadly opioids."
A local DA nominee
Says George Soros has "unloaded a whopping $1 million to install his liberal puppets in positions of power" in Texas this fall.