Hundreds of months
Says May 2018 marked the 401st straight month of global temperatures exceeding the 20th century average.
It's silent on separations
"There’s actually a court order that prevents keeping the kids with the parents when you put the parents in jail."
City relies on donations
Says most of Austin’s biggest parks have recycling though as "many as 293 out of 300" Austin city "parks have no recycling, including almost every neighborhood park."
Best we can tell
Says "our indicted Attorney General Ken Paxton is back to being the only statewide official in the country under indictment."
It's a misdemeanor
"It’s against the law in Texas to let any loaded gun get in the hands of a child."
Wrong two ways
Says a young Texas rapper charged with capital crimes faces the death penalty but the alleged Santa Fe High School shooter faces prison and then parole after 40 years.
Says Austin is "creating more jobs than any other city in the country."
Says the term "illegal alien" is "a legal term, it’s in statute, it’s a federal term."
People and plots foiled
Says "precisely zero terrorists, terrorist groups or terror plots have ever been connected with the U.S.-Mexico border to do harm to people within the United States."
Crowded and poor
"I come from the poorest ZIP code in San Antonio."
Resolution urged debate
Says Beto O’Rourke had a "resolution to legalize all narcotics--including heroin and other deadly opioids."
A local DA nominee
Says George Soros has "unloaded a whopping $1 million to install his liberal puppets in positions of power" in Texas this fall.
Capitalizing on Texas capital
Says Austin is the "safest big city in Texas with an unemployment rate under 3% that has been named the best place to live in the entire United States two years running."
Says that as of March 2018 compared with 2017, "there’s been a more than 200 percent increase in the number of people who are apprehended coming across the border. And, I’ll tell you this, there’s been a more than 200 percent increase in apprehension of heroin coming across the border."
Offline, then online
Says Facebook shut down a "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day."
One gun, 12 swords
Says that in the U.S. Capitol, "Stephen F. Austin’s and Sam Houston’s statues" are "the only ones holding a rifle or a sword."
It's not all Californians
"Just in the Austin MSA alone, 150 people move here every day."
Says 642,000 crimes were committed against Texans by criminal immigrants in a recent seven-year period.
It's the law
"The state is set to recapture an additional $500 million in Robin Hood payments from taxpayers and not one penny of it will go to public education in Texas."
Song sung untrue
Says Beto O’Rourke wants "open borders and wants to take our guns."