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Yep, the Senate passed each of these
The New York State Senate "passed legislation allowing minors to race snowmobiles, get their own hunting licenses, and not be employed gathering or picking rags, cigar stumps, or collecting bones."
— PolitiFact New York
on Friday, June 30th, 2017
Lobster tampering convictions aren't rampant
"In Florida felonies can be things like buying weed, tampering with an odometer or disturbing a lobster trap. So basically spring break."
— PolitiFact Florida
on Thursday, May 25th, 2017