Yabba dabba doo, this is untrue!
Says Marco Rubio believes the earth is 9,000 years old and that humans hunted dinosaurs to extinction; says Rand Paul believes the earth is 10,000 years old and God removed dinosaurs "to make space for humans."
A joke, not an actual event
Says President Barack Obama told a room of students, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence," and then a child told him he could solve the problem by not clapping any more.
Shockingly, the source is satire
Says Nancy Pelosi said, "Waiting long hours in the emergency room will allow you to make new friends!"
Off by one word and $11.6 trillion
Under current policies, "we're going to reduce the overall debt of the United States by $3 trillion over the next 10 years."
One vote 23 years ago a smoking gun does not make
"Mitch McConnell voted with Harry Reid to infringe on our gun rights."
Wrong on so many levels
Says President Barack Obama has issued upwards of 1,000 executive orders, more than any modern president.
Nope, at least four of every five Americans did
"Forty years ago, hardly anybody in the country had health insurance."
Keep your heads, everyone
"Obamacare Medical Codes Confirm: Execution by Beheading To Be Implemented in America."
The post is a hoax
School children can earn higher grades by studying Islam under a new "nationwide Muslim outreach program" announced by President Barack Obama.
Another case of satire passed off as truth
Says Vladimir Putin said, "President Obama and his fellow Democrats are either idiots or deliberately trying to destroy their own economy."
It's satire, folks, just satire
Says the Obama administration is handing out a pamphlet titled, "What To Do When The Veteran In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting"
A little late to change his tune
"What we said was, you can keep (your plan) if it hasn’t changed since the law passed."
Don't call the cops
"If I have affordable coverage in my workplace, I'm not eligible to go into the marketplace. ... It’s illegal."
Only if you support jobs for babies
"About 47 percent of able-bodied people in the state of Maine don’t work."
You'll have to find other reasons to be mad
Congressional lawmakers earn their salaries "FOR LIFE," which for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi would add up to "$803,700 Dollars a year for LIFE including FREE medical."
Our experts say: "outrageous," "ridiculous," "ludicrous"
"No doctors who went to an American medical school will be accepting Obamacare."
Widely shared, but none of it makes much sense
Says a man opted out of Obamacare after the marketplace launched on Oct. 1, 2013, and was informed he owed a $4,000 fine.
Satire passed off as news
"Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month."
Almost everything he said is wrong
In a "sweetheart deal … members of Congress, thanks to the Obama administration, are going to be the only people in America to get subsidies in the Obamacare exchanges."
Obamacare requires no such thing
"Obamacare will question your sex life."
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